Landzaat’s Proverbs that Make You Laugh and Think

You know that saying ‘” When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” I say make a lemon meringue pie out of that bad boy. Stop conforming to the way the world handles life!

-Landzaat Wright

When you find that your back is against the wall use the wall as a scratching post to relieve your itch!

-Landzaat Wright

You May Think The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side – But If You Take The Time To Water Your Own Grass, it Would Be Just As Green!

-Landzaat Wright

I think people give “snakes” a bad rap…Most people won’t move out of their situation until they see one!

–Landzaat Wright

I’m learning that the devil is like a ninja with tap shoes on… He’s sneaky, but you can hear him coming!

-Landzaat Wright

Sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm- it’s an anointing that God places on certain individuals to deal with this world’s lack of sense!

-Landzaat Wright

“There Is No Need to Cry Over Spilled Milk” Your tears will be one more thing you have to wipe up!

— Landzaat Wright